C,E-flat and G go into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors"
So E-Flat leaves and C and G have as open 5th between them.
After a few drinks the 5th is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying,*Excuse me, I'll just be a second"
An A comes into the bar but the bartender is not convinced this realtive of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-Flat hiding at the end of the bar and excalims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in the bar tonight." The E-Flat is not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender who used to have a nice coporate job until his company downsized, says, "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case as the E-Flat takes off the suit and everything else and stands there au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror he is under a rest. The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrong doing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.
C,E-flat and G go into a bar.
C 小E还有G到一个酒吧。
术语:C,降E然后转到横按G
Flat: 降号,用b表示。
The bartender says, "Sorry, but wedon't serve minors"
酒保说:抱歉,我们这谢绝未成年人入内。
按弦的人说:不好意思,我们这不玩小调。
Minor:小调。
Bartender: 按弦的人。 这里bar, 琴颈俗称 tender:招待的人,行为的人。
So E-Flat leaves and C and G have as open5th between them.
所以小E离开了,C和G就留了下来,合开了5瓶酒。
(所以不能用降E音,C和弦与G和弦保留,中间加入一个开放调弦open 5th
Open 5th: 将第5弦B降低到A音的开放调弦
After a few drinks the 5th is diminishedand the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation but isnot sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroomsaying,*Excuse me, I'll just be a second"
喝几回合后,5瓶酒就干光了,G就扛不住了。一个F进来想接G的班,但是仍不够强悍。A和D也进了酒吧,然后直扑卫生间,说:不好意思,我要上2号。
(几个回合后调弦A降半度,G升半音。加入一个F,本想试一下F增和弦,然仍然不够高。来个AD直冲高把位,不好意思,这个是次选)
Diminished:降半度音
Out flat: 去掉降号
Augment: 增和弦
Bathroom: 翻成高把位,因为他觉得调不够高。
An A comes into the bar but the bartenderis not convinced this realtive of C is not a minor. Then the bartender noticesa B-Flat hiding at the end of the bar and excalims, "Get out now! You'rethe seventh minor I've found in the bar tonight." The E-Flat is not easilydeflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicelyshined shoes. The bartender who used to have a nice coporate job until hiscompany downsized, says, "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! Thiscould be a major development." This proves to be the case as the E-Flattakes off the suit and everything else and stands there au natural.
一个A进入了酒吧,但是酒保没意识到其实C并不是个未成年人。然后酒保注意到小B躲在酒吧的另一旮旯那,就大叫:滚出去!今晚你是第7个我发现的未成年人。小E可没这么容易对付,她第二天晚上又回到酒吧,穿了个三件套,鞋子也油亮油亮的。酒保在他老伴去逝前,可是个很和善的人儿,他说:“晚上你看起来挺厉害,来吧!给你破个大例儿。”这样小E就堂而煌之地脱掉套装还有连其他的也脱了个干净,很坦然地站那。
横按A,但是按和弦的人没意识到其实C并不是小调。然后他又注意到降B在琴枕的那一头,大叫:不用了,这是我今晚看到的第7个小调和弦。降E和弦可没这么容易废除不用,第二天晚上,他又把降E留三个和谐音,里头保留了一个很棒的根音。按弦的人在减化和弦后,才把各音协调起来。他说:今晚这个音够高了,就这个了!这个听起来就好很多了!后来,降E和弦又被他大刀左砍右削,弄得只剩一个音了。
Shoes: 鞋子,喻为根音
Eventually C sobers up and realizes inhorror he is under a rest. The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributingto the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Codaat an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is foundinnocent of any wrong doing, even accidental, and that all accusations to thecontrary are bassless.
最后C终于酒醒,惊恐地发现自己竟然被捕了。C被带到法庭审判,认定为猥亵儿童,被判10年,送到高级劳教所服刑。然而经过上诉,C又被认定为无罪,纯属意外,所有指控均得撤销。
最后他又看到C和弦,惊讶地发现竟还没用到它。于是试着用C和弦,结果发觉C和弦有利于重复小调减音。所以他就设计为高音无终止的重复渐弱为结尾。然而,在感染力方面,却觉得C和弦虽然没什么大错,但低音进行却不理想。
diminution:把音符紧缩为原始时值的四分之一或二分之一的重复主题的方法。
全文翻译:
C 小E还有G到一个酒吧。酒保说:抱歉,我们这谢绝未成年人入内。所以小E离开了,C和G就留了下来,合开了5瓶酒。喝几回合后,5瓶酒就干光了,G就扛不住了。一个F进来想接G的班,但是仍不够强悍。A和D也进了酒吧,然后直扑卫生间,说:不好意思,我要上2号。一个A进入了酒吧,但是酒保没意识到其实C并不是个未成年人。然后酒保注意到小B躲在酒吧的另一旮旯那,就大叫:滚出去!今晚你是第7个我发现的未成年人。小E可没这么容易对付,她第二天晚上又回到酒吧,穿了个三件套,鞋子也油亮油亮的。酒保在他老伴去逝前,可是个很和善的人儿,他说:“晚上你看起来挺厉害,来吧!给你破个大例儿。”这样小E就堂而煌之地脱掉套装还有连其他的也脱了个干净,很坦然地站那。
最后C终于酒醒,惊恐地发现自己竟然被捕了。C被带到法庭审判,认定为猥亵儿童,被判10年,送到高级劳教所服刑。然而经过上诉,C又被认定为无罪,纯属意外,所有指控均得撤销。
一个小故事,里面讲的是一套和弦的经典用法~